magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

2percentmint:

What is this? Why is Sasuke Uchiha on a lemon soda in an Italian minimart? None of the other sodas are like this.

wecansexy:

looks like al’s got a girlfriend! 

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

Anonymous: Hey Maddie, can't you just file your fangs to make them sharper? Then maybe if you do they will see you are a true vampire.

clarencethevampire:

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Clarence says that you should love yourself just the way you are (because.. he does).

preciousegg:

going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming

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schmergo:

I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.