ccs-magic-castle:

*AGGRESSIVELY JUMPS IN FROM YOUR WINDOW* YOU ARE COOL!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU HOT COCOA* YOU ARE AWESOME AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY WRAPS YOU IN BLANKETS* YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH AND DESERVE NICE THINGS!!!!!!!!! * AGGRESSIVELY THROWS PLUSHIES AT YOU* DONT LET ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU INTO BED* YOU ARE LOVED AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! * AGGRESSIVELY CLIMBS BACK OUT YOUR WINDOW* I LOVE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE!!!!!!!!

(Source: ccs-music-castle)

homo-u-didnt:

women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food

keiggy:

I talk to my nearest hotel’s automatic teller machines to withdraw and/or deposit thousands of dollars my father rewarded me for brutally beating hippies, crazy women, trees, bees, ants, stray dogs, snakes, urban zombies, drunken men, and smelly ghosts with a baseball bat.